- The Great Pollen Panic
[Scene: Construction site office. Cheryl and Sam are sweeping when Sara walks in holding a folder, looking smug.]
Sara: Good news! We’ve landed the big hotel job. They want the place spring-ready by Monday. Fresh scent, shining windows, no dust in sight.
Sam: (grinning) Easy! We’ll make that place sparkle brighter than Cheryl’s karaoke mic.
[Cut to the hotel lobby. Cheryl sprays cleaning fluid on the window. A massive gust of spring wind blows in, coating her and Sam in a cloud of yellow pollen from nearby flowers.]
Cheryl: (sneezing) Sam! Did we just get attacked by Mother Nature’s sneeze bomb?
Sam: (eyes watering) I think I inhaled half a daffodil.
Sara: (arriving, unimpressed) Why does this place smell like a florist’s fever dream?
Sam: (sniffling) It’s Cheryl’s new “Pollen Explosion” fragrance.
Sara: (sighs) Get a mop, and this time… shut the windows.
- The Blossom Battle
[Scene: Cheerful Cleaners’ van, packed with supplies. Cheryl and Sam are arguing.]
Cheryl: We need floral air fresheners! It’s spring, Sam — people want their spaces to smell like a meadow.
Sam: No way! Citrus fresh — zesty, clean, powerful. Like a lemon just slapped you in the face.
[Sara climbs in, overhearing the debate.]
Sara: (grabbing a bottle of each scent) Fine! Let’s settle this. One side of the office gets flowers, the other gets citrus. Whichever side the client likes more… wins.
[Cut to the office. The floral side looks like a garden centre exploded. The citrus side smells like a fruit truck overturned. The client walks in, sniffs both sides, and promptly sneezes uncontrollably.]
Client: (gasping) Can I just… get some fresh air instead?
Sara: (deadpan) Congratulations. You’ve both lost.
- The Bunny Incident
[Scene: Construction site garden area. Cheryl and Sam are scrubbing a patio when Cheryl spots something moving in a pile of leaves.]
Cheryl: (pointing) Sam! I think that bush just wiggled!
Sam: It’s spring, Cheryl. Maybe the plants are… waking up?
[A tiny rabbit hops out. Cheryl gasps in delight.]
Cheryl: Oh, my goodness! Look at him! He’s adorable! Can we keep him?
Sam: (grabbing a bucket) I’ll build him a house.
[Sara appears just as Sam is lowering the bucket over the rabbit.]
Sara: (panicking) What are you two doing?!
Cheryl: (proudly) Rescuing Roger the Rabbit!
Sara: (groaning) Put Roger back. He’s not part of the cleaning crew.
Sam: (whispering to Roger) Don’t worry, buddy. If you ever want a part-time gig, I know a guy.